Cyrano Romance Guides: The Podcast

From the people who brought you “The Dissastisfied Art Student’s Guide to the Lounges of UW,” comes the new self-help podcast ”Cyrano Romance Guides Presents: The Lonely Art Student’s Guide to Romantic Situations at the University of Waterloo.”   Perhaps the most helpful guide for the pursuit of on-campus love ever created, our first installment walks hand-in-hand with you through your first encounter with that special someone from the Environmental Studies department. You will meet Cyrano, a true romantic of mixed European decent, who will help you every step of the way. He will provide you with foolproof introductions, one liners and small talk, ways to look romantically into their eyes, and closers that are sure to secure you that date. Each section provides you with the words to woo your interest if they are smiling, and a phrase to get you back on track if they are reacting “like crap.” Flamenco music plays during the instructions and fades out to distinguish the phrases that you need to repeat. Below is a list of the tracks which are referred to during the recording. And REMEMBER! Keep your mp3 device hidden, for you would not want your romantic pursuit to know that you are listening to Cyrano, for they would surely fall in love with him instead. 01- Introduction to the Pod Cast 02- Introduce yourself 03- positive response- One liners and small talk 04- negative response-  One Liners and small talk, get back on track 05- positive response- Passionate looks into your love’s eyes 06- negative response-   Grabbing at straws, Passionate looks into your love’s eyes  07- positive response- Securing the date 08- negative response- the face saving exit.